Bit Morbid ...

[shaunbhoy]

Peacefully in my sleep, just like grandad did.................and not like the passengers in his car!!

[ThomasSoerensen]

and oldie but a goodie

[OwlHoot]

If you had to choose a place to die (and it couldn't be in your own bed surrounded by Playboy bunnies, in orgasmic bliss) where would it be?

On Titan, in UK Settlement Dome 2 AKA New Jamestown.

[OwlHoot]

Sure I heard about someone putting gun in mouth and firing : then still being conscious in pain.

Robespierre, for example. Mind you, the guillotine finished him off a day or two later.

[EternalOptimist]

I would take myself out with a custard cream

[xoggoth]

Out in some brilliant countryside. I would strip off, cover myself in Jam and go out covered in waspies.

[OwlHoot]

Out in some brilliant countryside. I would strip off, cover myself in Jam and go out covered in waspies.

At your funeral, when the vicar got to the passage from 1 Corinthians ch 15, v 55 "O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? ...", everyone would get a fit of the giggles.

[Menelaus]

Argon is better.

You just drift off & wake up dead.

It even featured on the Horizon programme about the death penalty...

No choking, struggling or anything unpleasant...

Or Final Exit suggest a bag which you scrunch down over your head and then bring in a gas which causes you to fall into unconsciousness, with death occurring by asphyxiation within 10-15 minutes.

[Zippy]

This is not a bit morbid - it's a lot morbid

[Menelaus]

This is not a bit morbid - it's a lot morbid

Sorry