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    #21
    Originally posted by chef View Post
    backwards through the firey gates of hell laughing like a lunactic from spinning my brand new scaglietti off the winding roads of the alps due to blow job related none concentration..
    Blow jobs are not permitted apparently.
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      #22
      A place to die? I'd go for Tortuga Bay in the Galapagos. Lie down after a tasty lunch washed down by a few cold beers and drop off to eternal sleep.

      The crabs can then eat me.

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        #23
        whaddya have to eat prc?

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          #24
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Blow jobs are not permitted apparently.
          They are if you subscribe to the Bill Clinton definition of shagging.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #25
            is the president dead?

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              #26
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              They are if you subscribe to the Bill Clinton definition of shagging.
              Oh yeah. Give that man a cigar.
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #27
                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                whaddya have to eat prc?
                Lobster, steak, chips, caviar, cake, jelly and a platter with a hunk of every known type of cheese in the world.

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                  #28
                  I fancy this.
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                    #29
                    is it safe?

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      is it safe?
                      Asking me? Would I ever give a link that was dodgy?

                      Aye, it is. It's the scene from Soylent Green.
                      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                      "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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