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Blow jobs are not permitted apparently.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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A place to die? I'd go for Tortuga Bay in the Galapagos. Lie down after a tasty lunch washed down by a few cold beers and drop off to eternal sleep.
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They are if you subscribe to the Bill Clinton definition of shagging.Originally posted by Zippy View PostBlow jobs are not permitted apparently.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Oh yeah. Give that man a cigar.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThey are if you subscribe to the Bill Clinton definition of shagging.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Lobster, steak, chips, caviar, cake, jelly and a platter with a hunk of every known type of cheese in the world.Originally posted by DS23 View Postwhaddya have to eat prc?
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I fancy this.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Asking me? Would I ever give a link that was dodgy?Originally posted by DS23 View Postis it safe?
Aye, it is. It's the scene from Soylent Green.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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