in a laughing gas chamber
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nitrous oxide? we liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikeOriginally posted by DS23 View Postin a laughing gas chamber
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No one has picked splattered on the pavement yet, and yet that's the most popular choice by far for those that do choose.Comment
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Not a good look though, is it?Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostNo one has picked splattered on the pavement yet, and yet that's the most popular choice by far for those that do choose.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Anywhere where you knew you were about to die, would bring intense terror I reckon - whether you were laughing or not.Originally posted by DS23 View Postin a laughing gas chamber
Those last seconds...whether chocking, drowning, falling, suffocating....the blind terror and panic would be the same.
The only humane way to die is to drift off to sleep and not know about it. I wish this on myself and everyone I love.
I've thought a lot about this lately, having had one of my best mates die very recently.
Hmmmm - what a lovely morbid way to end the day!
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Custard cream anyone?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Ugh - I hate morphine, I really dont like the way it makes me feel - all wooly and slow.Originally posted by Zippy View PostIn a pharmacy, surrounded by morphine
Given the choice I'd like to go quickly and painlessly, I suspect I wont!
Anyway Menelaus - get over her and move on and stop moping
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Unfortunately, having found out the hard way after discovering a jumper, no. Took me weeks to get over it.Originally posted by Zippy View PostNot a good look though, is it?Comment
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backwards through the firey gates of hell laughing like a lunactic from spinning my brand new scaglietti off the winding roads of the alps due to blow job related none concentration..The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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