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    #31
    From bizarre Biscuit related injuries to outright smut in one thread.

    Only on CUK
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #32
      i'd like to dunk my biscuit in your tea...

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        #33
        well, not yours daveb. nothing personal like.

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          #34
          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          i'd like to dunk my biscuit in your tea...
          That will make it go soft and drop off. We've all seen it happen ...
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #35
            "'ello darlin'. Fancy a suck on my Twix?"

            Hmmm, can't see it working myself...
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #36
              hab would presumably do it with a yorkie.

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                #37
                dog or biscuit though?

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  dog or biscuit though?
                  Both, probably.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    i'd like to dunk my biscuit in your tea...
                    I believe a finger of fudge is just enough...
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                      #40
                      Biscuits.....yum....
                      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                      C.S. Lewis

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