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Paddy replied

9 September 2009, 18:05
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

This sounds like an extension of the statistic that most car accidents happen within a mile or so of home or your destination. The theory is that you relax and don't pay as much attention.

What's more relaxing than a quiet cuppa with biccies?

QED

85 % of road accident victims were wearing underwear at the time. Naked drivers had zero accidents last year therefore, it is safer no to have underwear or drive around naked.
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Board Game Geek replied

9 September 2009, 17:29
Pogle wrote : I'm at my happiest closest to the gutter

corset in

Fixed that for you.
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Pogle replied

8 September 2009, 16:14
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I think we may have passed by smut and gone on to filth ... cool!

I'm at my happiest closest to the gutter
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Zippy replied

8 September 2009, 16:11
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

fixed that for you

Mind you there are few things worse than a pube stick in the back of your throat

I think we may have passed by smut and gone on to filth ... cool!
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Pogle replied

8 September 2009, 16:06
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

... and the Curly Wurlys get stuck in your teeth

fixed that for you

Mind you there are few things worse than a pube stick in the back of your throat
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Zippy replied

8 September 2009, 15:47
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

I believe a finger of fudge is just enough...

... and Curly Wurlys get stuck in your teeth
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Board Game Geek replied

8 September 2009, 15:44
Biscuits.....yum....
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Pogle replied

8 September 2009, 15:42
Originally posted by DS23 View Post

i'd like to dunk my biscuit in your tea...

I believe a finger of fudge is just enough...
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DaveB replied

8 September 2009, 15:23
Originally posted by DS23 View Post

dog or biscuit though?

Both, probably.
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DS23 replied

8 September 2009, 15:19
dog or biscuit though?
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DS23 replied

8 September 2009, 15:18
hab would presumably do it with a yorkie.
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DaveB replied

8 September 2009, 15:17
"'ello darlin'. Fancy a suck on my Twix?"

Hmmm, can't see it working myself...
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Zippy replied

8 September 2009, 15:16
Originally posted by DS23 View Post

i'd like to dunk my biscuit in your tea...

That will make it go soft and drop off. We've all seen it happen ...
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DS23 replied

8 September 2009, 15:16
well, not yours daveb. nothing personal like.
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DS23 replied

8 September 2009, 15:15
i'd like to dunk my biscuit in your tea...
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