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    #41
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    I believe a finger of fudge is just enough...

    ... and Curly Wurlys get stuck in your teeth
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      #42
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      ... and the Curly Wurlys get stuck in your teeth
      fixed that for you


      Mind you there are few things worse than a pube stick in the back of your throat
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

      Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
      CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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        #43
        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        fixed that for you


        Mind you there are few things worse than a pube stick in the back of your throat

        I think we may have passed by smut and gone on to filth ... cool!
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #44
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post

          I think we may have passed by smut and gone on to filth ... cool!
          I'm at my happiest closest to the gutter
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

          Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
          CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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            #45
            Pogle wrote : I'm at my happiest closest to the gutter


            corset in

            Fixed that for you.
            Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

            C.S. Lewis

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              #46
              Originally posted by Sysman View Post
              This sounds like an extension of the statistic that most car accidents happen within a mile or so of home or your destination. The theory is that you relax and don't pay as much attention.

              What's more relaxing than a quiet cuppa with biccies?

              QED
              85 % of road accident victims were wearing underwear at the time. Naked drivers had zero accidents last year therefore, it is safer no to have underwear or drive around naked.
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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