Look out, He's got a Custard Cream!

[SallyAnne]

"The most extreme example of biscuit-related mishap, however, was the case of the man who got stuck in wet concrete after wading in to retrieve a stray biccy."

[OwlHoot]

I still think bovril is worse. I was in a rush to go somewhere, and had a large mug of strong bovril in my hand, and my anorak (yes I know, but this was the '80s) over the same arm.

Rushed into the sitting room to grab keys or something, and the anorak hood got snagged on the door handle.

Result - bovril thrown all over the room, on the light carpet, the light curtains, the cat, etc, etc. God, that took hours to sort out.

[SallyAnne]

the cat

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

I hope you got him/her a nice tin of M&S Luxury Mackeral to make up for it!

[SallyAnne]

The most serious point...

the article seems to imply that danger occurs when dunking?

What I want to know is...

WHO THE **** IS DUNKING JAFFA CAKES?!!!!!!

[DaveB]

the article seems to imply that danger occurs when dunking?

What I want to know is...

WHO THE **** IS DUNKING JAFFA CAKES?!!!!!!

No one apart from a few CLF perverts*, hence the low risk factor assocaited with them.



*Cake Liberation Front - In their attempt to usurp the rightful place of the biscuit in Britain's tea breaks!

[TimberWolf]

Has everyone played "how many cream crackers can you eat in x minutes" game? What's x, and n for that matter?

I take it everyone eats their Jaffa cakes whole rather than taking delicate little bites?

[SallyAnne]

I take it everyone eats their Jaffa cakes whole rather than taking delicate little bites?

I nibble whole if in company.

I've also been known to eat whole when stuffing 3 or 4 into my mouth at once (most definately NOT when in company!)

But my favourite way is to bite round the edges, then get the chocolate off, then eat the sponge...and be left with the jaffa!!


EDIT: But I would NEVER dunk it!!!!

[TimberWolf]

I nibble whole if in company.

I've also been known to eat whole when stuffing 3 or 4 into my mouth at once (most definately NOT when in company!)

But my favourite way is to bite round the edges, then get the chocolate off, then eat the sponge...and be left with the jaffa!!


EDIT: But I would NEVER dunk it!!!!

I don't think I've tried eating 4 Jaffa Cakes at once (makes a mental note to try it), though I do occasionally polish off an entire packet. Yeah, dunking them would be very unsophisticated.

[BrilloPad]

I don't think I've tried eating 4 Jaffa Cakes at once (makes a mental note to try it), though I do occasionally polish off an entire packet. Yeah, dunking them would be very unsophisticated.

Baby BP can eat a cadbury's finger in one go by putting it in sideways. Greedy little so-and-so.

[Pogle]

Dont like jaffa cakes -
however if you get a kitkat and bite the ends off it and then use it as a straw to drink your coffee through - its rather nice and warm and sticky