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When do you know you're in a mid-life crisis?

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    #11
    Viagra

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      #12
      Originally posted by dinker View Post
      Viagra
      or your bf needing Viagra ....
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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        #13
        Great list Menelaus ... I honestly fit into about 80% of those categories.

        Ouch. Hope it's all over by the time I'm 40.


        On a lighter note - I had better forewarn my wife that I might :

        Jump off a bridge
        Leave her for another generation of woman
        Quit my well paying contract for a laugh
        Start reading the Koran
        Stop working out
        Go bald
        Begin playing the guitar
        Cut myself just to enjoy the pain, the pain.

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          #14
          Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
          Great list Menelaus ... I honestly fit into about 80% of those categories.
          Ever heard of the Forer Effect?

          See my other post above...
          Last edited by NickFitz; 6 September 2009, 18:34. Reason: Better linky

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            #15
            The crisis part is the realisation that the symptoms previously listed can't be adequately or fully achieved again - ever

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              #16
              Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
              http://www.personaltao.com/tao/midlifecrisis-signs.htm

              The following is a list of symptoms mixed ..................
              Doing things that get you into trouble when it surprises everyone as being out of character.
              Christ! I feel most of that before my morning coffee
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                #17
                Stop this drivel and go here
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  When the thing you get most upset about is a gas bill?

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                    #19
                    Serious answer.

                    I found I was completely uninterested in anything. No enthusiasm for anything. Got no enjoyment from anything.

                    I think it lasted about 6 months. Don't really remember doing anything special to get out of it: no big spend, no fast car, no change in wife. I just recognised things weren't quite right, tried to get from one thing to the next and tried to feel pleased about every little thing I achieved.

                    The main thing to come out of it - and I know it is obvious - was to realise that the sooner you get something done, the sooner you don't have to worry about it. Second was that completing two or three planned things a day, however small, is something to feel good about.

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                      #20
                      richard hammond is a good example, strange necklace and hair that has taken on a life of it's own..
                      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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