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When do you know you're in a mid-life crisis?
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or your bf needing Viagra ....Originally posted by dinker View PostViagra+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Great list Menelaus ... I honestly fit into about 80% of those categories.Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
Ouch. Hope it's all over by the time I'm 40.
On a lighter note - I had better forewarn my wife that I might :
Jump off a bridge
Leave her for another generation of woman
Quit my well paying contract for a laugh
Start reading the Koran
Stop working out
Go bald
Begin playing the guitar
Cut myself just to enjoy the pain, the pain.Comment
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Ever heard of the Forer Effect?Originally posted by TazMaN View PostGreat list Menelaus ... I honestly fit into about 80% of those categories.
See my other post above...Comment
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The crisis part is the realisation that the symptoms previously listed can't be adequately or fully achieved again - ever
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Christ! I feel most of that before my morning coffeeOriginally posted by Menelaus View Posthttp://www.personaltao.com/tao/midlifecrisis-signs.htm
The following is a list of symptoms mixed ..................
Doing things that get you into trouble when it surprises everyone as being out of character.
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Serious answer.
I found I was completely uninterested in anything. No enthusiasm for anything. Got no enjoyment from anything.
I think it lasted about 6 months. Don't really remember doing anything special to get out of it: no big spend, no fast car, no change in wife. I just recognised things weren't quite right, tried to get from one thing to the next and tried to feel pleased about every little thing I achieved.
The main thing to come out of it - and I know it is obvious - was to realise that the sooner you get something done, the sooner you don't have to worry about it. Second was that completing two or three planned things a day, however small, is something to feel good about.Comment
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richard hammond is a good example, strange necklace and hair that has taken on a life of it's own.."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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