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F@&@ing trains!!!!!
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View Postthere's a guy next to me who stinks of tulip and has a see through bin bag with him with what looks like all his belongings in it.
But it could be worse. Instead of smelling of tulips he might have smelled like faeces.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
this thread just made me piss, as I'm still on the mother ******* train (7 mother ******* hours later) but mortal now!
The piss filled toilet has stopped flushing, the trolley man is dry, and there's a guy next to me who stinks of tulip and has a see through bin bag with him with what looks like all his belongings in it.
This is my life now!!
Thank god for vodka and niel diamond on my iPhone!!!
All together..... SWEET CAROLINE (ba ba ba!)....
Hard Brexit now!
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oh honey that sounds awful!
You should have come out with us.
But dont worry you'll be able to come out with us when you down south. I look forward to getting very, very, very VERY drunk with you.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by Pogle View Postoh honey that sounds awful!
You should have come out with us.
But dont worry you'll be able to come out with us when you down south. I look forward to getting very, very, very VERY drunk with you.Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Postsas, you've got an admirer.
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post.... and there's a guy next to me ...... and has a see through bin bag with him with what looks like all his belongings in it.
I know that some Muslims living in London started taking see-through bags on the tube after the London bombings so that they didn't freak people out. Another used to always carry a bottle of wine. He said that it didn't make any sense but it seemed to make people less edgy.
Sorry to hear about your misfortune but it has cheered me up a little. I have been missing the UK a little bit recently but I am reminded of a story about my parents when they were here in New Zealand five years ago or so.
They took a scenic railway journey across the South Island and a tree fell onto the train en route.
The driver got out, walked up the line to where there were some forestry workers, borrowed a chainsaw, returned and cut the tree up. Gave the chainsaw back and they were on their way again. Such a difference in attitude.Comment
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