F@&@ing trains!!!!!

[thunderlizard]

She's pining for her northern home.

no, she'd rather be lying on a beech.

[Pinto]

Poor Sal, that's treemendously unlucky.

[DaveB]

She's really up a gum tree now.

[Mich the Tester]

It's just a variation on the old chestnut; leaves on the line etc.

[DaveB]

We'd best stop, before she starts getting Crab'y

[thunderlizard]

Whatever is found to gratify the publick, will be multiplied by the emulation of venders beyond necessity or use. This plenty, indeed, produces cheapness, but cheapness always ends in negligence and depravation.

public
vendors.

You'd think he'd know better, what with writing that dictionary.

[sasguru]

Bring back the birch for corny jokes I say.

[sasguru]

Will 'ow just stop this farce?

[Doggy Styles]

I'm off home, cherry o.

[SallyAnne]

this thread just made me piss, as I'm still on the mother ******* train (7 mother ******* hours later) but mortal now!

The piss filled toilet has stopped flushing, the trolley man is dry, and there's a guy next to me who stinks of tulip and has a see through bin bag with him with what looks like all his belongings in it.

This is my life now!!

Thank god for vodka and niel diamond on my iPhone!!!

All together..... SWEET CAROLINE (ba ba ba!)....