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Columbian hostages
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Well be careful. They can't be trusted.Originally posted by sasguru View PostNothing a dynamic permie like me can't handle.Comment
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I think I lost the will to live about half way through the original.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI was in the 'run while you can' camp
but I think we lost IIRC

I'm still alive so I'll rephrase that. I lost the will to carry on reading it.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostOk you're taken hostage in Columbia. Who by isn't important, let's call them F.A.R.K.
You're taken to the middle of the jungle. Is it better to stay where you are and hope for rescue or try to escape?
Colombia
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Now I'm worried.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostThese are not cats of course, but there might be a stampede of analcondas, giant spiders, soldier ants and poison-dart frogs to get you. They all live down there.
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Go.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I wonder what ShaunBhoy and Atw would do? I reckon they would both stay, SB being the no-gumption rear echelon spud peeler that he is.Hard Brexit now!
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