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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI bet you could swing. on the lianas
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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There are no Suzukis in the jungle.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI bet you could swing. on the lianasHard Brexit now!
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They are quite a big player - I would be surprised if there weren't a couple laying aroundOriginally posted by sasguru View PostThere are no Suzukis in the jungle.Comment
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ok, the vines. i bet you could swing on the vines. like tarzan(\__/)
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Jane...Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postok, the vines. i bet you could swing on the vines. like tarzanBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Puma?Originally posted by zeitghostThe horrible yodelling sound you have to make would give you away.
Or attract lions* or tigers* or something...
* ** yes, I know that they don't have lions or tigers in South America...
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Originally posted by zeitghostThe horrible yodelling sound you have to make would give you away.
Or attract lions* or tigers* or something...
* ** yes, I know that they don't have lions or tigers in South America...
Big cats that don't meow
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I would still take off though. The ocelot is not a deadly as a man high on charlie with an AK47.Hard Brexit now!
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These are not cats of course, but there might be a stampede of analcondas, giant spiders, soldier ants and poison-dart frogs to get you. They all live down there.Comment
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