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    #21
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


    'Elf & Safey innit
    I bet you could swing. on the lianas
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #22
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      I bet you could swing. on the lianas
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #23
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        I bet you could swing. on the lianas
        There are no Suzukis in the jungle.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #24
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          There are no Suzukis in the jungle.
          They are quite a big player - I would be surprised if there weren't a couple laying around

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            #25
            ok, the vines. i bet you could swing on the vines. like tarzan
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #26
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              ok, the vines. i bet you could swing on the vines. like tarzan
              Jane...
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #27
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                The horrible yodelling sound you have to make would give you away.

                Or attract lions* or tigers* or something...



                * ** yes, I know that they don't have lions or tigers in South America...
                Puma?

                Jaguar?

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  The horrible yodelling sound you have to make would give you away.

                  Or attract lions* or tigers* or something...



                  * ** yes, I know that they don't have lions or tigers in South America...
                  Big cats that don't meow
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #29
                    I would still take off though. The ocelot is not a deadly as a man high on charlie with an AK47.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #30
                      These are not cats of course, but there might be a stampede of analcondas, giant spiders, soldier ants and poison-dart frogs to get you. They all live down there.

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