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Avoiding French Trolls

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    Avoiding French Trolls

    I'm planning a week's holiday in France but have heard that I need to be very careful when crossing bridges due to these commonly being occupied by Trolls.

    Does anyone have any advice for avoiding French Trolls ?

    I don't want to be gobbled up - at least not by a troll

    #2
    Take a large supply of goats to placate the trolls.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Perfect! Thanks.

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        #4
        There are one or two still about, apparently.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          According to the mail, you should also take some cheese to feed the "surrender monkeys". Whatever they are.

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            #6
            I've been waiting all day for this thread to appear.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              I had that problem

              So I put a coal scuttle on me 'ead, adopted a funny high stepping gait, and demanded free sausages and cabbage soop.

              They couldnt do enough for me after that


              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                There are one or two still about, apparently.
                I'm honored.

                Did you get the news btw?

                http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...y-schools.html

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  According to the mail, you should also take some cheeseburgers to feed the "surrender monkeys". Whatever they are.


                  Linky

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                    #10
                    But they don't like OUR cheese.
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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