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    #31
    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Thank goodness you're back HAB - I was getting a tad worried that this BetelGeuse Crises thingy was maybe getting the better of you - dont worry - even if our Galaxy is shredded by Gamma Rays or if the Sun does invert our Magnetosphere - there are plenty more Galaxies lurking in the Universe !


    Which just goes to show - the Universe is the ultimate free lunch !


    I think thats quite a positive note to start the weekend with !


    Life or Death - in the longrun - everything and everybody will be forgotten - so it didn't really matter anyway !
    OH NO! There are two of 'em today and FOUR on Monday!
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      #32
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

      Ive looked at the linky HAB thanks - as for today - I think we're going to be fine - worst case scenario - we could well be cosmic toast by Monday.

      I always look on the bright side - no point in sticking to the diet this weekend !

      And - I've never been a great fan of Mondays anyway.


      Make mines a large one - well the Universe is the ultimate free lunch !
      Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 14 August 2009, 10:05.

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        #33
        Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
        I mean like what's the point. There's so much going on in the universe and all we're concerned with is petty things which are mostly out of our control anyway.
        if life seems jolly rotten then there's something you've forgotten,

        Altogether now..

        Always look on the bright side of life
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #34
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          if life seems jolly rotten then there's something you've forgotten,

          Altogether now..

          Always look on the bright side of life
          I was expecting that to be a link to the Apple store
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            #35
            But I don't want this played at my funeral.... I'd prefer something a little more Black-adder...

            "Here lies scooter, and he's bloody annoyed"
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #36
              Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
              I was expecting that to be a link to the Apple store
              Miss a great opportunity there...
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #37
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                On those figures there have been ten that passed by in the space of the last week and there was nothing to worry about.

                If I am reading the numbers correctly, I would be more worried about the big fuka that is going to be close on 8th October.

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                  #38
                  Some always search for profundity but maybe there isn't any.

                  Perhaps we were all created by a god who found himself with nothing much to do one afternoon while waiting for Big Brother to start. Or he had some bits left over from mending his bicycle and it seemed a shame to waste them.

                  Maybe we all get a chance to be creator the next time round. That would be good. On the fisrt day I would just say "Let there be light and vodka and lots of women with huge bottoms" Stuff the rest.
                  Last edited by xoggoth; 14 August 2009, 12:50.
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                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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                    #39
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    Some always search for profundity but maybe there isn't any.

                    Perhaps we were all created by a god who found himself with nothing much to do one afternoon while waiting for Big Brother to start. Or he had some bits left over from mending his bicycle and it seemed a shame to waste them.

                    Maybe we all get a chance to be creator the next time round. That would be good. On the fisrt day I would just say "Let there be light and vodka and lots of women with huge bottoms" Stuff the rest.
                    and then you would find yourself to be an russian unemployed alchoholic living in snowy Siberia with your mother and grand mother
                    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                      But I don't want this played at my funeral.... I'd prefer something a little more Black-adder...

                      "Here lies scooter, and he's bloody annoyed"
                      No, surely you must have this on your tombstone...

                      http://yfrog.com/18idiedj

                      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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