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How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostOH NO! There are two of 'em today and FOUR on Monday!
Ive looked at the linky HAB thanks - as for today - I think we're going to be fine - worst case scenario - we could well be cosmic toast by Monday.
I always look on the bright side - no point in sticking to the diet this weekend !
And - I've never been a great fan of Mondays anyway.
Make mines a large one - well the Universe is the ultimate free lunch !Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 14 August 2009, 10:05.Comment
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Originally posted by HornyHorse View PostI mean like what's the point. There's so much going on in the universe and all we're concerned with is petty things which are mostly out of our control anyway.
Altogether now..
Always look on the bright side of life"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View Postif life seems jolly rotten then there's something you've forgotten,
Altogether now..
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But I don't want this played at my funeral.... I'd prefer something a little more Black-adder...
"Here lies scooter, and he's bloody annoyed""Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI was expecting that to be a link to the Apple store"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostOH NO! There are two of 'em today and FOUR on Monday!
If I am reading the numbers correctly, I would be more worried about the big fuka that is going to be close on 8th October.Comment
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Some always search for profundity but maybe there isn't any.
Perhaps we were all created by a god who found himself with nothing much to do one afternoon while waiting for Big Brother to start. Or he had some bits left over from mending his bicycle and it seemed a shame to waste them.
Maybe we all get a chance to be creator the next time round. That would be good. On the fisrt day I would just say "Let there be light and vodka and lots of women with huge bottoms" Stuff the rest.Last edited by xoggoth; 14 August 2009, 12:50.bloggoth
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostSome always search for profundity but maybe there isn't any.
Perhaps we were all created by a god who found himself with nothing much to do one afternoon while waiting for Big Brother to start. Or he had some bits left over from mending his bicycle and it seemed a shame to waste them.
Maybe we all get a chance to be creator the next time round. That would be good. On the fisrt day I would just say "Let there be light and vodka and lots of women with huge bottoms" Stuff the rest."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostBut I don't want this played at my funeral.... I'd prefer something a little more Black-adder...
"Here lies scooter, and he's bloody annoyed"
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