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    #41
    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    No, surely you must have this on your tombstone...

    http://yfrog.com/18idiedj
    Not my style... this little number perhaps
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #42
      So I'm sitting here having a dump at 6.30 on a Saturday morning wondering why the heck do I have to get up so damn early on a weekend too. That's just not right is it.

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        #43
        Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
        So I'm sitting here having a dump at 6.30 on a Saturday morning wondering why the heck do I have to get up so damn early on a weekend too. That's just not right is it.
        no it is not, just thinking about making breakfast here....
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #44
          Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
          So I'm sitting here having a dump
          Out of professional interest, what kind of mobile device were you using whilst posting that message? It clearly must be something that does not use the mains, that would be foolish. And while I have stayed in hotel rooms with a phone in the crapper, I have yet to see one with a terminal installed there too.

          Or do I misunderstand 'dump' and you were, in fact, conducting a RAM-to-long-term-storage copy for later diagnostic analysis?

          Or was it - as I first supposed - production of a personal log for immediate diagnostic analysis?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #45
            Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
            So I'm sitting here having a dump at 6.30 on a Saturday morning wondering why the heck do I have to get up so damn early on a weekend too. That's just not right is it.
            Is this CUK or twitter?
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #46
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              Is this CUK or twitter?
              sh

              Rhubarb.

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                #47
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                Is this CUK or twitter?
                It sounds very much like my twits.
                How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Or do I misunderstand 'dump' and you were, in fact, conducting a RAM-to-long-term-storage copy for later diagnostic analysis?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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