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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIs this CUK or twitter?
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Originally posted by HornyHorse View PostSo I'm sitting here having a dump
Or do I misunderstand 'dump' and you were, in fact, conducting a RAM-to-long-term-storage copy for later diagnostic analysis?
Or was it - as I first supposed - production of a personal log for immediate diagnostic analysis?
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Originally posted by HornyHorse View PostSo I'm sitting here having a dump at 6.30 on a Saturday morning wondering why the heck do I have to get up so damn early on a weekend too. That's just not right is it.
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So I'm sitting here having a dump at 6.30 on a Saturday morning wondering why the heck do I have to get up so damn early on a weekend too. That's just not right is it.
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostBut I don't want this played at my funeral.... I'd prefer something a little more Black-adder...
"Here lies scooter, and he's bloody annoyed"
http://yfrog.com/18idiedj
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostSome always search for profundity but maybe there isn't any.
Perhaps we were all created by a god who found himself with nothing much to do one afternoon while waiting for Big Brother to start. Or he had some bits left over from mending his bicycle and it seemed a shame to waste them.
Maybe we all get a chance to be creator the next time round. That would be good. On the fisrt day I would just say "Let there be light and vodka and lots of women with huge bottoms" Stuff the rest.
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Some always search for profundity but maybe there isn't any.
Perhaps we were all created by a god who found himself with nothing much to do one afternoon while waiting for Big Brother to start. Or he had some bits left over from mending his bicycle and it seemed a shame to waste them.
Maybe we all get a chance to be creator the next time round. That would be good. On the fisrt day I would just say "Let there be light and vodka and lots of women with huge bottoms" Stuff the rest.Last edited by xoggoth; 14 August 2009, 12:50.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostOH NO! There are two of 'em today and FOUR on Monday!
If I am reading the numbers correctly, I would be more worried about the big fuka that is going to be close on 8th October.
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI was expecting that to be a link to the Apple store
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But I don't want this played at my funeral.... I'd prefer something a little more Black-adder...
"Here lies scooter, and he's bloody annoyed"
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Originally posted by scooterscot View Postif life seems jolly rotten then there's something you've forgotten,
Altogether now..
Always look on the bright side of life
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