Reply to: Bored of living

[suityou01]

Or do I misunderstand 'dump' and you were, in fact, conducting a RAM-to-long-term-storage copy for later diagnostic analysis?

[HairyArsedBloke]

Is this CUK or twitter?

It sounds very much like my twits.

[rhubarb]

Is this CUK or twitter?

sh

Rhubarb.

[Bagpuss]

So I'm sitting here having a dump at 6.30 on a Saturday morning wondering why the heck do I have to get up so damn early on a weekend too. That's just not right is it.

Is this CUK or twitter?

[RichardCranium]

So I'm sitting here having a dump

Out of professional interest, what kind of mobile device were you using whilst posting that message? It clearly must be something that does not use the mains, that would be foolish. And while I have stayed in hotel rooms with a phone in the crapper, I have yet to see one with a terminal installed there too.

Or do I misunderstand 'dump' and you were, in fact, conducting a RAM-to-long-term-storage copy for later diagnostic analysis?

Or was it - as I first supposed - production of a personal log for immediate diagnostic analysis?

[scooterscot]

So I'm sitting here having a dump at 6.30 on a Saturday morning wondering why the heck do I have to get up so damn early on a weekend too. That's just not right is it.

no it is not, just thinking about making breakfast here....

[HornyHorse]

So I'm sitting here having a dump at 6.30 on a Saturday morning wondering why the heck do I have to get up so damn early on a weekend too. That's just not right is it.

[scooterscot]

No, surely you must have this on your tombstone...

http://yfrog.com/18idiedj

Not my style... this little number perhaps

[bogeyman]

But I don't want this played at my funeral.... I'd prefer something a little more Black-adder...

"Here lies scooter, and he's bloody annoyed"

No, surely you must have this on your tombstone...

http://yfrog.com/18idiedj

[ThomasSoerensen]

Some always search for profundity but maybe there isn't any.

Perhaps we were all created by a god who found himself with nothing much to do one afternoon while waiting for Big Brother to start. Or he had some bits left over from mending his bicycle and it seemed a shame to waste them.

Maybe we all get a chance to be creator the next time round. That would be good. On the fisrt day I would just say "Let there be light and vodka and lots of women with huge bottoms" Stuff the rest.

and then you would find yourself to be an russian unemployed alchoholic living in snowy Siberia with your mother and grand mother

[xoggoth]

Some always search for profundity but maybe there isn't any.

Perhaps we were all created by a god who found himself with nothing much to do one afternoon while waiting for Big Brother to start. Or he had some bits left over from mending his bicycle and it seemed a shame to waste them.

Maybe we all get a chance to be creator the next time round. That would be good. On the fisrt day I would just say "Let there be light and vodka and lots of women with huge bottoms" Stuff the rest.

[Gonzo]

OH NO! There are two of 'em today and FOUR on Monday!

On those figures there have been ten that passed by in the space of the last week and there was nothing to worry about.

If I am reading the numbers correctly, I would be more worried about the big fuka that is going to be close on 8th October.

[scooterscot]

I was expecting that to be a link to the Apple store

Miss a great opportunity there...

[scooterscot]

But I don't want this played at my funeral.... I'd prefer something a little more Black-adder...

"Here lies scooter, and he's bloody annoyed"

[DiscoStu]

if life seems jolly rotten then there's something you've forgotten,

Altogether now..

Always look on the bright side of life

I was expecting that to be a link to the Apple store