But I said no no no.
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They tried to make me go to permie
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Seek counselling.
Meanwhile, welcome to The Contractor Support Group.
But well done for being brave and coming to terms with the situation enough to tell us how you feel about it.
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you can take a horse to water
but a pencil must be led
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Coat?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou can take a horse to water
but a pencil must be led
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyou can take a horse to water
but a pencil must be led
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You can lead a whore to culture
But you cannot make her think.
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That sounds like the beginnings of a blues track:Originally posted by HornyHorse View PostBut I said no no no.
Yes they say they want me permie, <guitar riff>
But I say no no, <same guitar riff>
Yes they want to try and own me, <you get the picture>
But I won't - I won't - let them know.
Oh they wanna indoctrinate me,
Make me fill out all the forms,
And they're trying to placate me,
Telling me PAYE is the norm!
<furious guitar jamming sess>
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With SASguru and Wilmslow as your backing vocals, I think you've got a hit on your hands!Originally posted by realityhack View PostThat sounds like the beginnings of a blues track:
Yes they say they want me permie, <guitar riff>
But I say no no, <same guitar riff>
Yes they want to try and own me, <you get the picture>
But I won't - I won't - let them know.
Oh they wanna indoctrinate me,
Make me fill out all the forms,
And they're trying to placate me,
Telling me PAYE is the norm!
<furious guitar jamming sess>
etc...
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