They tried to make me go to permie

[HornyHorse]

But I said no no no.

[RichardCranium]

Seek counselling.

Meanwhile, welcome to The Contractor Support Group.

But well done for being brave and coming to terms with the situation enough to tell us how you feel about it.

[EternalOptimist]

you can take a horse to water
but a pencil must be led

[DiscoStu]

you can take a horse to water
but a pencil must be led

Coat?

[BrollyBonce]

you can take a horse to water
but a pencil must be led

lead

You can lead a whore to culture
But you cannot make her think.
Dorothy Parker

[Crumlin]

But I said neigh neigh neigh.

Fixed.

[HornyHorse]

I ain't got the time

[realityhack]

But I said no no no.

That sounds like the beginnings of a blues track:

Yes they say they want me permie, <guitar riff>
But I say no no, <same guitar riff>
Yes they want to try and own me, <you get the picture>
But I won't - I won't - let them know.

Oh they wanna indoctrinate me,
Make me fill out all the forms,
And they're trying to placate me,
Telling me PAYE is the norm!

<furious guitar jamming sess>

etc...

[cojak]

That sounds like the beginnings of a blues track:

Yes they say they want me permie, <guitar riff>
But I say no no, <same guitar riff>
Yes they want to try and own me, <you get the picture>
But I won't - I won't - let them know.

Oh they wanna indoctrinate me,
Make me fill out all the forms,
And they're trying to placate me,
Telling me PAYE is the norm!

<furious guitar jamming sess>

etc...

With SASguru and Wilmslow as your backing vocals, I think you've got a hit on your hands!

[NotAllThere]

I can't get that guitar riff out of my head now.