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#1

What was KentPhilip's minor indiscetion?

7 August 2009, 11:07

Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Well the waiting room is the main problem. In my case, due to a minor indescretion with a sh... (OK I won't go into it) ...

Sheep?
She-male?

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7 August 2009, 11:18

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

What was KentPhilip's minor indiscetion?

Giving the sheep his mobile phone number.

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7 August 2009, 11:19

Shoe?
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7 August 2009, 11:20

tulip.

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7 August 2009, 11:21

<sean connery>
Shpoon that shomeone had licked
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7 August 2009, 11:22

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7 August 2009, 11:30

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Sheep?
She-male?

sheila?

(Maybe he's Aussie.)

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#8

7 August 2009, 11:45

shexy bwow up dowll

maybe he has a speech impediment

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#9

7 August 2009, 12:20

Sheikh
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shovel
shank (as in hand w****)

hang on a mo - I'm supposed to know the answer!

(I'm not telling)
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