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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Sorry PB, what my learned colleague meant to say was, can I pinch a ciggie?

    HTH
    Yes thats right thanks. Smoking helps me lose weight you see, my fanny is so big!
    Bored.

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      #12
      Originally posted by ace00 View Post
      Yes thats right thanks. Smoking helps me lose weight you see, my fanny is so big!
      Is fanny the name of your pet dog?

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        #13
        Sigh...another sockpuppet...who's is this ?
        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

        C.S. Lewis

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          #14
          Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
          Sigh...another sockpuppet...who's is this ?


          ooops wrong login.

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            #15
            Haha Busted Brillopad !

            Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

            C.S. Lewis

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              #16
              Originally posted by Toolpusher
              Do you like movies about gladiators?
              Hey, that's my line.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #17
                FFS Payload Tollington??? The sockpuppetry on this site is getting ridiculous. Lets hope this one is more credible and funnier than that Injun fellow
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  FFS Payload Tollington??? The sockpuppetry on this site is getting ridiculous. Lets hope this one is more credible and funnier than that Injun fellow
                  What have you found SAS, you are very keen to get people out of here

                  I think SAS found the drinks or is it porn
                  Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                    What have you found SAS, you are very keen to get people out of here

                    I think SAS found the drinks or is it porn
                    I hope it's drinks. The porn at the last party was a bit ... erm .... niche for my liking.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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                      #20
                      I'm not sure I want to see this 'Payload Tollington'. Can we put something more wholesome on? Good to see he has a projector and some comfy sofas - takes his film-sorry-movies seriously this one.

                      Love the bathroom by the way. Very swish. There were two toilet bowls, oddly enough - can you do me a favour and show me where the flush is for the one I used please?

                      Aha - a proper Gaggia coffee machine. I'm in the mood for real coffee. Anyone?

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