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    Beach or pool?

    Seeing as it's 25 degrees here should I go to the beach or stay in the garden and enjoy my pool?

    Beach; lots of nubile female bodies
    Pool; close proximity to wine cabinet
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014
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    Thursday should be 30+ C
    Bored.

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      #3
      Originally posted by ace00 View Post
      Thursday should be 30+ C
      **** thursday; I'm working on thursday.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        Stay in and have a pot noodle.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Seeing as it's 25 degrees here should I go to the beach or stay in the garden and enjoy my pool?

          Beach; lots of nubile female bodies
          Pool; close proximity to wine cabinet
          Why not take a subset of the wine cabinet to the beach? Best of both worlds!
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            #6
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            Why not take a subset of the wine cabinet to the beach? Best of both worlds!
            I have to drive back afterwards.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Seeing as it's 25 degrees here should I go to the beach or stay in the garden and enjoy my pool?

              Beach; lots of nubile female bodies
              Pool; close proximity to wine cabinet
              As a tester, I am surprised you are limiting your output to just 1 possible answer. Enjoy both.
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                #8
                Originally posted by pmeswani View Post
                As a tester, I am surprised you are limiting your output to just 1 possible answer. Enjoy both.
                I suppose I could drive the contractormobile to the beach, pick up some females, bring them back to enjoy the pool and wine cabinet, then tell them all to piss off before Mrs Tester gets home.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  How come you are so poor that you don't have a private beach?
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    I suppose I could drive the contractormobile to the beach, pick up some females, bring them back to enjoy the pool and wine cabinet, then tell them all to piss off before Mrs Tester gets home.
                    You could always tell Mrs Tester to join in. I'm sure she'll enjoy it in her own little way.
                    If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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