Beach or pool?

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BlasterBates replied

4 August 2009, 11:11
If you've already inflated the pool and filed it with water I suppose you may as well stay at home in the garden.
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chetty replied

4 August 2009, 11:04
Have you considered beach kabaddi?
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Mich the Tester replied

4 August 2009, 11:02
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

How come you are so poor that you don't have a private beach?

It didn't fit next to the marina.
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pmeswani replied

4 August 2009, 11:01
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I suppose I could drive the contractormobile to the beach, pick up some females, bring them back to enjoy the pool and wine cabinet, then tell them all to piss off before Mrs Tester gets home.

You could always tell Mrs Tester to join in. I'm sure she'll enjoy it in her own little way.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

4 August 2009, 11:00
How come you are so poor that you don't have a private beach?
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Mich the Tester replied

4 August 2009, 10:56
Originally posted by pmeswani View Post

As a tester, I am surprised you are limiting your output to just 1 possible answer. Enjoy both.

I suppose I could drive the contractormobile to the beach, pick up some females, bring them back to enjoy the pool and wine cabinet, then tell them all to piss off before Mrs Tester gets home.
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pmeswani replied

4 August 2009, 10:54
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Seeing as it's 25 degrees here should I go to the beach or stay in the garden and enjoy my pool?

Beach; lots of nubile female bodies
Pool; close proximity to wine cabinet

As a tester, I am surprised you are limiting your output to just 1 possible answer. Enjoy both.
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Mich the Tester replied

4 August 2009, 10:54
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Why not take a subset of the wine cabinet to the beach? Best of both worlds!

I have to drive back afterwards.
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shaunbhoy replied

4 August 2009, 10:53
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Seeing as it's 25 degrees here should I go to the beach or stay in the garden and enjoy my pool?

Beach; lots of nubile female bodies
Pool; close proximity to wine cabinet

Why not take a subset of the wine cabinet to the beach? Best of both worlds!
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snaw replied

4 August 2009, 10:52
Stay in and have a pot noodle.
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Mich the Tester replied

4 August 2009, 10:50
Originally posted by ace00 View Post

Thursday should be 30+ C

**** thursday; I'm working on thursday.
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ace00 replied

4 August 2009, 10:47
Thursday should be 30+ C
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Mich the Tester started a topic Beach or pool?

4 August 2009, 10:44
Beach or pool?

Seeing as it's 25 degrees here should I go to the beach or stay in the garden and enjoy my pool?

Beach; lots of nubile female bodies
Pool; close proximity to wine cabinet
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