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If you've already inflated the pool and filed it with water I suppose you may as well stay at home in the garden.
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It didn't fit next to the marina.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostHow come you are so poor that you don't have a private beach?
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You could always tell Mrs Tester to join in. I'm sure she'll enjoy it in her own little way.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI suppose I could drive the contractormobile to the beach, pick up some females, bring them back to enjoy the pool and wine cabinet, then tell them all to piss off before Mrs Tester gets home.
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How come you are so poor that you don't have a private beach?
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I suppose I could drive the contractormobile to the beach, pick up some females, bring them back to enjoy the pool and wine cabinet, then tell them all to piss off before Mrs Tester gets home.Originally posted by pmeswani View PostAs a tester, I am surprised you are limiting your output to just 1 possible answer. Enjoy both.
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As a tester, I am surprised you are limiting your output to just 1 possible answer. Enjoy both.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSeeing as it's 25 degrees here should I go to the beach or stay in the garden and enjoy my pool?
Beach; lots of nubile female bodies
Pool; close proximity to wine cabinet
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I have to drive back afterwards.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWhy not take a subset of the wine cabinet to the beach? Best of both worlds!
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Why not take a subset of the wine cabinet to the beach? Best of both worlds!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSeeing as it's 25 degrees here should I go to the beach or stay in the garden and enjoy my pool?
Beach; lots of nubile female bodies
Pool; close proximity to wine cabinet
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**** thursday; I'm working on thursday.Originally posted by ace00 View PostThursday should be 30+ C
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Beach or pool?
Seeing as it's 25 degrees here should I go to the beach or stay in the garden and enjoy my pool?
Beach; lots of nubile female bodies
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