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    Ok, If I turn the sofa around - oops, excuse me - we have the rest of this expensive looking rug to play on.

    <finds black marker pen>

    Right, circles here, the spin-board here <scribble>

    <finds some food colouring in the kitchen>

    That works nicely <smear>

    Great! Who's playing? Just us?

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      Looks that way. Mind you don't spill your drink.

      Oops...
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        Ah never mind - I'll rub it in - no-one will notice.

        Right. <spins a bottle>

        Left leg, blue.

        <refills Pimms glasses>

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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Ah never mind - I'll rub it in - no-one will notice.

          Right. <spins a bottle>

          Left leg, blue.

          <refills Pimms glasses>
          Cheers!

          Right arm, red (am I doing this right?)
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            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Cheers!

            Right arm, red (am I doing this right?)
            Right hand - yep no probs.

            <spin>

            Right leg, yellow.

            That cat doesn't look happy at all. It just growled. I told you it wasn't me who microwaved it.

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              Left hand, yellow

              <sip>
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                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Left hand, yellow

                <sip>
                Left hand, red.

                That's a bit of a reach there. Do you want me to spin for you?

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                  Yes please
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                    Remember where I am RH - I need to brave the bathroom
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                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Yes please
                      Excuse me... <spin>

                      Left leg, green.

                      This is an interesting outlook.

                      <spin>

                      Right hand, green.

                      You're looking a little unsteady there.

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