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    #id
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Good lad. Last man standing and all that.
    Oi, are you coming back?

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      #id
      Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
      Oi, are you coming back?
      On my way. Prep the gerbil!
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
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      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #id
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        On my way. Prep the gerbil!
        Taped up, awaiting insertion!

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          #id
          I don't understand what's going on here. Are you all coming over to my house?how do you know where I live?

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            #id
            zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz zz-snurk zzsn Wha?

            <eases up off the couch, stretch & yawn, rubs eyes, looks at wristwatch>

            Mmm? GAH! Bloody hell! I'm late!

            <jumps off couch, books taxi, hunts around for coffee. No coffee. Considers making toast. Remembers gerbil. Taxi pulls up outside>

            CM! Wake up mate. <Nudges CM. Exit stage left>

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              #id
              Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
              I don't understand what's going on here. Are you all coming over to my house?how do you know where I live?
              Get breakfast on mate, we're hungry.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #id
                Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
                I don't understand what's going on here. Are you all coming over to my house?how do you know where I live?
                I'm sorry but I thnik I owe you a new goldfish

                Hope you enjoyed the party (try turning up next time)
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                  #id
                  Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
                  I don't understand what's going on here. Are you all coming over to my house?how do you know where I live?
                  Morning!

                  I brought Pimms. It's to celebrate. It's not everyday we have a first-timer join their own party. A bit late mind, but you can help with the cleaning up.

                  Mine's a bacon butty by the way. I brought some more bread.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    Morning!

                    I brought Pimms. It's to celebrate. It's not everyday we have a first-timer join their own party. A bit late mind, but you can help with the cleaning up.

                    Mine's a bacon butty by the way. I brought some more bread.
                    OK I'm game, but we went clubbing so I haven't been to bed yet.

                    I'll load the dishwasher.
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      OK I'm game, but we went clubbing so I haven't been to bed yet.

                      I'll load the dishwasher.
                      When I said he could help with the cleaning up, I didn't actually mean we were going to help him.

                      I'm not sure it's good form for us to clean the place up after we trashed it - it could lead to us holding back and being more reserved at future parties. Not something I think we should encourage.

                      Have a Pimms and take a seat.

                      Here, HornyHorse - I found a pair of marigolds by the bed, next to the vaseline. <chuck>

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