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    #id
    Bugger. My Firefox 3.5.2 taxi has arrived. Apparently I've got to go, right now.

    So I'll pee in the back of it.

    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #id
      Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
      Unwise.

      On the subject of unwise how many points do we score for a direct cleavage hit with an icecube from 15 feet?
      50 points I think. But if you wake her up you'll have lost the buckaroo game, and will have to down the 'punchbowl'. Thems the rules.

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        #id
        I'm a tad sleepy now... <sprawls out on the couch>

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          #id
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          50 points I think. But if you wake her up you'll have lost the buckaroo game, and will have to down the 'punchbowl'. Thems the rules.
          Bugger that for a game of soldiers! I didn't know the stakes were that high.

          Pass me another bottle of beer please.

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            #id
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Bugger. My Firefox 3.5.2 taxi has arrived. Apparently I've got to go, right now.

            So I'll pee in the back of it.

            Night
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              #id
              Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
              Bugger that for a game of soldiers! I didn't know the stakes were that high.

              Pass me another bottle of beer please.
              Here you go. Guess we'll have to sit on the floor
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                #id
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Here you go. Guess we'll have to sit on the floor
                Budge up, or do you want to sit on my lap?

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Here you go. Guess we'll have to sit on the floor
                  No worries, is the kitchen a total writeoff or shall we adjourn there so that we don't wake up these lightweights?

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                    Budge up, or do you want to sit on my lap?
                    Only if it's comfy. Thanks.

                    Don't suppose you want any punch?
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                      #id
                      Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
                      No worries, is the kitchen a total writeoff or shall we adjourn there so that we don't wake up these lightweights?
                      No just be quietish and don't throw ice cubes at CM.
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