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[Zippy]

I know not what you mean! Tsh!

<hides the gerbil in the bread bin>

RH - we've already murdered the goldfish and the cat doesn't seem too happy. Just put the gerbil down and back away ....

[realityhack]

Shh. CM's nodding off. It'll soon be time for a round of human buckaroo.

[Menelaus]

RH - we've already murdered the goldfish and the cat doesn't seem too happy. Just put the gerbil down and back away ....

<loudhailer>

STEP AWAY FROM THE GERBIL.
LEAVE THE GERBIL ALONE.

</loudhailer>

[RichardCranium]

Is the cat dry now?

I washed it to get the chunks off. Well, when I say 'washed', I mean sort of 'rinsed', if you know what I mean.

[realityhack]

The gerbil appears to have 'nested' in a loaf of bread. Remember that when making breakfast.

[Zippy]

Shh. CM's nodding off. It'll soon be time for a round of human buckaroo.

I hope you're not thinking of taking advantage of CM ...

[Menelaus]

I hope you're not thinking of taking advantage of CM ...

Certainly not when my mate Churchills' around!

[realityhack]

I hope you're not thinking of taking advantage of CM ...

Have you never played human buckaroo before?

<very carefully places full ashtray on CM's head>

Phew. Your turn.

[Zippy]

Is the cat dry now?

I washed it to get the chunks off. Well, when I say 'washed', I mean sort of 'rinsed', if you know what I mean.

Ah. That's a shame.

Did you bring any organic beer?

[Zippy]

Have you never played human buckaroo before?

<very carefully places full ashtray on CM's head>

Phew. Your turn.

<places CD on nose>

PS - Try taking her designer shoes away if you are feeling brave