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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    That's right. Hide the paper behind some important looking documents and scratch your head.
    I wouldn't recommend scratching your head especially in public, get some
    bird to massage it in private instead, HTH.

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      #12
      Originally posted by HornyHorse View Post
      So I come in today and my account is expired, and I'm like hey man what's the story. I had to call tech support who actually only log the call and don't have the "priviledges" to activate my account. So I'm just sitting here waiting scratching my nuts.
      But what about your marketability?

      What did you do in your last role?

      Scratched my nuts and read Viz comic.

      Doomed.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Zoiks.

        What kind of party is this!?

        Wash your hands before you tuck in to the finger buffet - and no double-dipping!

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          #14
          Pass the nibbles. Ta
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #15
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Pass the nibbles. Ta
            I think these are twiglets, here you go.

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              #16
              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              I think these are twiglets, here you go.
              Sorry, not risking it. Can I have some cheese instead?
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #17
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Sorry, not risking it. Can I have some cheese instead?
                I think these are cheesy strings.

                Erm, shall we order some pizza instead?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  I think these are cheesy strings.

                  Erm, shall we order some pizza instead?
                  Good call. Shall I pop to the offie?
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    Good call. Shall I pop to the offie?
                    Chetty's taxis deliver btw
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Good call. Shall I pop to the offie?
                      Similarly good call - here <bungs Zippy some cash> - grab a case of Barolo. Cheers!

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