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    #id
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post

    Ok - what do you fancy?

    RC - hope you didn't have to pay the cabbie a soilage charge last night?
    Room for a small one?

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      #id
      Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
      Room for a small one?
      Well, I didn't want to say anything ....
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        #id
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Well, I didn't want to say anything ....
        Oo-er Mrs!

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          #id
          Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
          Oo-er Mrs!
          Pass me a coke please. Anyone else?
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            #id
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Pass me a coke please. Anyone else?
            Yep, here please.

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              #id
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              RC - hope you didn't have to pay the cabbie a soilage charge last night?
              Nah. I've found that if you throw up a second time - on their shoes - when they demand the fare, they just drive off in disgust.

              Vegetable flan, anyone?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #id
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Nah. I've found that if you throw up a second time - on their shoes - when they demand the fare, they just drive off in disgust.

                Vegetable flan, anyone?

                Mmmm yes please. Can I have the slice with the big bits in?
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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Mmmm yes please. Can I have the slice with the big bits in?
                  So long as there's no diced carrot in it.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                    So long as there's no diced carrot in it.

                    Oi RH - what did you do with that goldfish?
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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Oi RH - what did you do with that goldfish?
                      I put it in a little bowl over here. Oh. It's a chunk of carrot. Eh?

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