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[realityhack]

No! No Menelaus, that's not... Punch... Oh dear.

Crikey, I never noticed at the time, but this was post #5000 (minus the whole of LR).

[TykeMerc]

Have you never played human buckaroo before?

<very carefully places full ashtray on CM's head>

Phew. Your turn.

<very carefully balances two empty pizza boxes on CM's left shoulder>

[Zippy]

Crikey, I never noticed at the time, but this was post #5000 (minus the whole of LR).

More wine? (What do you fancy for a title?)

[TykeMerc]

<places CD on nose>

PS - Try taking her designer shoes away if you are feeling brave

No bloke who knows a fashion concious female and values their gonads is that daft!!!!

[RichardCranium]

Hmm. I wanna try an experiment.

<carefully places CM's dangling hand in a jug of tepid water>

[realityhack]

More wine? (What do you fancy for a title?)

Thank you! Don't know... Any ideas?

<chink>

Cheers all!

<carefully places a cocktail umbrella behind one of CM's ears>

[RichardCranium]

No bloke who knows a fashion concious female and values their gonads is that daft!!!!

Yeah, her feet must be all sweaty and minging in those thigh-length, 12" heel, pink PVC boots.

[TykeMerc]

Hmm. I wanna try an experiment.

<carefully places CM's dangling hand in a jug of tepid water>

Unwise.

On the subject of unwise how many points do we score for a direct cleavage hit with an icecube from 15 feet?

[Zippy]

Thank you! Don't know... Any ideas?

<chink>

Cheers all!

<carefully places a cocktail umbrella behind one of CM's ears>

<cheers>

Ninja - or does it have to be -like?

<carefully places a towel next to CM>

[RichardCranium]

On the subject of unwise how many points do we score for a direct cleavage hit with an icecube from 15 feet?

On CM? Nothing. Too easy.