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    #51
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    'm back. I think i might have killed the goldfish tho - does anyone know if they can breathe in sick? Goldfish is in toilet to recover so be careful and don't flush.

    Can i have some more wine now please?
    Oh bollocks. You mean that isn't a punch bowl?

    gulp. mmggle. bghurp. back in a mo.

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      #52
      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      Oh bollocks. You mean that isn't a punch bowl?

      gulp. mmggle. bghurp. back in a mo.
      Mind the goldfisH!
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        #53
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Mind the goldfisH!
        <splutter>

        It's ok! I haven't flushed yet.

        Hmm... which swirling orange chunk is the fish?

        <shouts> Found it!

        <gently places large piece of carrot in a bowl of water>

        <flush>

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          #54
          Whoa - thanks for the wine, I feel better now. Phew.

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            #55
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            <splutter>

            It's ok! I haven't flushed yet.

            Hmm... which swirling orange chunk is the fish?

            <shouts> Found it!

            <gently places large piece of carrot in a bowl of water>

            <flush>
            Oh no <sob>. Shall we watch Finding Nemo? <sniff> And have more wine?
            Oh you got some. Carrot stick?
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              #56
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Oh no <sob>. Shall we watch Finding Nemo? <sniff> And have more wine?
              Oh you got some. Carrot stick?
              Why are you upset? The fish is fine! Finding Nemo sounds a lot better than this film you're still watching.

              Oh, no thanks, I just ate a few carrots from that soup bowl.

              Have you seen my glasses anywhere?

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                #57
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                Why are you upset? The fish is fine! Finding Nemo sounds a lot better than this film you're still watching.

                Oh, no thanks, I just ate a few carrots from that soup bowl.

                Have you seen my glasses anywhere?
                Bambi always makes me cry <sniff>. Think the glasses are in the dishwasher.
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                  #58
                  My account was reactivated and I did some some work. Not a very busy day but it's gone by quick. Had some sort of curry for lunch and then some meeting and went to the bank to withdraw some cash. The queue at the bank was huge! So I just used the cash machine instead...

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    Bambi always makes me cry <sniff>. Think the glasses are in the dishwasher.
                    Marvellous, thanks!

                    Hey - just found some brandy in one of the kitchen cupboards.

                    <generous pour>

                    Here you go.

                    Is this the real Bambi film? I thought it was an animation? This appears to be live action in a forest - oh no. Can we not order some normal films on the movies on demand service?

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      Marvellous, thanks!

                      Hey - just found some brandy in one of the kitchen cupboards.

                      <generous pour>

                      Here you go.

                      Is this the real Bambi film? I thought it was an animation? This appears to be live action in a forest - oh no. Can we not order some normal films on the movies on demand service?
                      S'not my flat. Go ahead
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