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    #21
    That could be taken several different ways....

    Originally posted by foritisme View Post
    Shared a nice bottle of wine, kiss on the cheek before bed......

    woke up this morning and feel great

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      #22
      exactly

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        #23
        Originally posted by Turion View Post
        Knew a married (permie) consultant who screwed the hotel receptionist during his last week at a client site. Thought he could get away with it as he would never be back. She had other ideas and started stalking him. She'd got all his contact details you see. Result: Marriage over, lost him his house, got him large maintenance payments for the kids.

        Anyway, you won't be caught out like that will you
        Now that's man who never looked beyond the end of his todger...

        Obviously never had to perform a strong risk analysis before.
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #24
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Oh dear.

          Kiss on the cheek = flirty behaviour
          flirty behaviour = cheeky text message
          cheeky text message = wife looks at phone
          wife looks at phone = accusation
          accusation = divorce
          divorce = bedsit
          bedsit = landlady
          landlady = kiss on the cheek
          Has no-one realised that texts can be deleted???

          (btw, the above - with more activity in the middle order - is commonly known as doing an 'Andy Kershaw')
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #25
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            Has no-one realised that texts can be deleted???

            (btw, the above - with more activity in the middle order - is commonly known as doing an 'Andy Kershaw')
            I got caught out by not deleting texts
            - serves me right.
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

            Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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            CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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              #26
              Mobiles phones - curse or saviour of illicit affairs ??

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                #27
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                I got caught out by not deleting texts
                - serves me right.
                What happened?

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