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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI am happily married.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThen just make sure you're not put in a position you don't want to be in. And don't talk about your kids to try to put her off; it makes a horny, dumped and desperate-for-consoling woman even randier to know you're fertile.
Er indoors is me best mate like. Long term plans an all.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI am HAPPILY married.
So either put her off, or do the deed. Stop trying to convince us, as if we're trying to egg you onComment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostSo you said, about 10 times.
So either put her off, or do the deed. Stop trying to convince us, as if we're trying to egg you on
bad man.
Not a chance. End of.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
bad man.
Not a chance. End of.
Oh, if I had a quid for every missed opportunity....... I'd have £5 by now
P.S. Seriously for a sec, well done for resisting.
<geek>I assume she's not Borg (in which case, resistance is futile!)</geek>Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWho would just loaf?
If the answer is that you can finish it, then I would finish it.
If the answer is not very much really, then I would loaf.
If the answer is somewhere in between then .... I assume you still have a hotel room booked for Thursday night?
I am happily married too, but that does not mean to say I would completely rule out some "no-strings-attached fun".
The downside with this approach is that whatever they might say, women rarely want to stop at that and then it might get a bit awkward explaining things to the Mrs once this "no-strings-attached fun" person turns into a stalker that you can't get rid of.
And then you have to explain to your children why mummy and daddy don't live together any more.
Best not to risk it really.Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostThe question is how much of a difference can you make to completing the job between now and Monday?
If the answer is that you can finish it, then I would finish it.
If the answer is not very much really, then I would loaf.
If the answer is somewhere in between then .... I assume you still have a hotel room booked for Thursday night?
I am happily married too, but that does not mean to say I would completely rule out some "no-strings-attached fun".
The downside with this approach is that whatever they might say, women rarely want to stop at that and then it might get a bit awkward explaining things to the Mrs once this "no-strings-attached fun" person turns into a stalker that you can't get rid of.
And then you have to explain to your children why mummy and daddy don't live together any more.
Best not to risk it really.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post......... I am happily married.
I repeat.
I am happily married.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much!
Bored.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI am right in the middle of writing a web service that abstracts a f******g awful database. I have a good knowledge of the database (which I have documented for clientco) and am 80% of the way through writing the new SOA abstraction layer they have asked for.
Who would just loaf?
Wouldnt do that if I were you - just keep on working - I find one always meets people twice in life - best to leave with a good impression.
Good luck whatever you do - hope something comes your way soon,Comment
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