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Felipe Massa
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I'm sure he'll bounce backOriginally posted by dang65 View PostYou deserve a suspension.
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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I once worked in a pub in Bath & one day had the misfortune to meet Mr Oddie. I accidentally trod on his foot while he was stood at the bar. I turned to appologise but never had a chance to get a word in - the little c**t turned the air blue & spat purwe bile at me. Talk about a disproportionate reaction. So I said "I guess an autograph's out of the question then?" & dived under the bar. He had to be restrained from what I recall.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostNo, it's because the last thing he said was "Bill Oddie hell".
I wonder how many last words are actually "tulip"?Comment
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Wasn't that Fernando Alonso (or, in even poorer taste, Henry Surtees?)Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'm sure he'll bounce backComment
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I'm pretty sure mine will be "Oh Bugger!"Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostNo, it's because the last thing he said was "Bill Oddie hell".
I wonder how many last words are actually "tulip"?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Rear suspension spring ....??Originally posted by Menelaus View PostWasn't that Fernando Alonso (or, in even poorer taste, Henry Surtees?)
I'm wasted here. I should be behind a till somewhere
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Sorry.Originally posted by Zippy View PostRear suspension spring ....??
I'm wasted here. I should be behind a till somewhere
Bounce = wheel coming off the car as it did from Alonsos.Comment
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Here's another one...Schui is thinking of taking over Massa's ride.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Except they say that's not a joke.Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostHere's another one...Schui is thinking of taking over Massa's ride.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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