Felipe Massa

[dang65]

/IGMC.

You deserve a suspension.

[Zippy]

You deserve a suspension.

I'm sure he'll bounce back

[wurzel]

No, it's because the last thing he said was "Bill Oddie hell".

I wonder how many last words are actually "tulip"?

I once worked in a pub in Bath & one day had the misfortune to meet Mr Oddie. I accidentally trod on his foot while he was stood at the bar. I turned to appologise but never had a chance to get a word in - the little c**t turned the air blue & spat purwe bile at me. Talk about a disproportionate reaction. So I said "I guess an autograph's out of the question then?" & dived under the bar. He had to be restrained from what I recall.

[Menelaus]

I'm sure he'll bounce back

Wasn't that Fernando Alonso (or, in even poorer taste, Henry Surtees?)

[DaveB]

No, it's because the last thing he said was "Bill Oddie hell".

I wonder how many last words are actually "tulip"?

I'm pretty sure mine will be "Oh Bugger!"

[Menelaus]

Updated joke: Rubens Barrichello must be ace at Mario Kart.

[Zippy]

Wasn't that Fernando Alonso (or, in even poorer taste, Henry Surtees?)

Rear suspension spring ....??

I'm wasted here. I should be behind a till somewhere

[Menelaus]

Rear suspension spring ....??

I'm wasted here. I should be behind a till somewhere

Sorry.

Bounce = wheel coming off the car as it did from Alonsos.

[lilelvis2000]

Here's another one...Schui is thinking of taking over Massa's ride.

[d000hg]

Here's another one...Schui is thinking of taking over Massa's ride.

Except they say that's not a joke.