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Felipe Massa

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    #11
    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    /IGMC.
    You deserve a suspension.

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      #12
      Originally posted by dang65 View Post
      You deserve a suspension.

      I'm sure he'll bounce back
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        #13
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        No, it's because the last thing he said was "Bill Oddie hell".

        I wonder how many last words are actually "tulip"?
        I once worked in a pub in Bath & one day had the misfortune to meet Mr Oddie. I accidentally trod on his foot while he was stood at the bar. I turned to appologise but never had a chance to get a word in - the little c**t turned the air blue & spat purwe bile at me. Talk about a disproportionate reaction. So I said "I guess an autograph's out of the question then?" & dived under the bar. He had to be restrained from what I recall.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          I'm sure he'll bounce back
          Wasn't that Fernando Alonso (or, in even poorer taste, Henry Surtees?)

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            #15
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            No, it's because the last thing he said was "Bill Oddie hell".

            I wonder how many last words are actually "tulip"?
            I'm pretty sure mine will be "Oh Bugger!"
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #16
              Updated joke: Rubens Barrichello must be ace at Mario Kart.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                Wasn't that Fernando Alonso (or, in even poorer taste, Henry Surtees?)
                Rear suspension spring ....??

                I'm wasted here. I should be behind a till somewhere
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Rear suspension spring ....??

                  I'm wasted here. I should be behind a till somewhere
                  Sorry.

                  Bounce = wheel coming off the car as it did from Alonsos.

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                    #19
                    Here's another one...Schui is thinking of taking over Massa's ride.
                    McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                    Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
                      Here's another one...Schui is thinking of taking over Massa's ride.
                      Except they say that's not a joke.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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