The hygiene thread

[DiscoStu]

I'll have to extrapolate the incubation period....

4, 11, 29 -

Nope - you are safe.

HTH

Thanks

[cailin maith]

If Lithuania (bollocks I can't even spell it!) is far enough from India, you might be ok.

[DiscoStu]

If Lithuania (bollocks I can't even spell it!) is far enough from India, you might be ok.

I'll try and make sure I pick one who eats with cutlery. Then I should be safe.

[The Lone Gunman]

If Lithuania (bollocks I can't even spell it!) is far enough from India, you might be ok.

Dont be getting fooled by the old "it's nearly in Europe" malarky, it's still foreign muck.
I'm still not sure about manx kippers you know.

[cailin maith]

Dont be getting fooled by the old "it's nearly in Europe" malarky, it's still foreign muck.
I'm still not sure about manx kippers you know.

If they are in the Eurovsion.... does that make them Europe?

[Chutney Spoon]

Lick me. I don't know anyone with pig flu.

[sasguru]

So to summarise:

Never eat chutney off a spoon with a Lithuanian hooker who scratches her bum?

I'm getting confused by all this advice.

[cailin maith]

Lick me. I don't know anyone with pig flu.

"Lick me!"

I just snorted tea!!!

[DiscoStu]

So to summarise:

Never eat chutney off a spoon with a Lithuanian hooker who scratches her bum?

I'm getting confused by all this advice.

Me too. I wonder if Cyberman would be so kind as to provide a summary of his own hygiene tips. I'm sure they'd be invaluable.

[sasguru]

So to summarise:

Never eat chutney off a spoon with a Lithuanian hooker who scratches her bum?

I'm getting confused by all this advice.

Or is it never spoon a Lithuanian hooker who eats chutney off her bum?

Eh?