The hygiene thread

[mrdonuts]

all you need to know and do

http://www.sesamestreet.org/parents/topics/health/flu/

[RichardCranium]

Don't scratch your bum. You'll get Aids.

http://www.sesamestreet.org/parents/topics/health/flu/

Now I'm confused.

Wash, wash, wash my hands
Make them nice and clean
Rub the bottoms and the tops
And fingers in between

but

[DiscoStu]

Or is it never spoon a Lithuanian hooker who eats chutney off her bum?

Eh?

Or is it don't spoon the chutney out of a Lithuanian hooker's bum?

[cailin maith]

Or is it don't spoon the chutney out of a Lithuanian hooker's bum?

Ewwwwww - Stu - you minger!

[DiscoStu]

Ewwwwww - Stu - you minger!

It could have been worse, I might have suggesting spooning chutney into a Lithuanian hooker's bum

[BrilloPad]

It could have been worse, I might have suggesting spooning chutney into a Lithuanian hooker's bum

[weemster]

Does that mean I have to give up curries and Lithuanian hookers?

Hookers should be Ok, but Lithuanian curries will f*** you up everytime.

[RichardCranium]

Hookers should be Ok, but Lithuanian curries will f*** you up everytime.

Surely the hookers should f*** you up?

[weemster]

Surely the hookers should f*** you up?

[BrilloPad]

Surely the hookers should f*** you up?

Yeah : stealing your wallet does that every time.....