The hygiene thread - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

weemster replied

24 July 2009, 08:42
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Yeah : stealing your wallet does that every time.....
Leave a comment:
BrilloPad replied

24 July 2009, 08:42
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Surely the hookers should f*** you up?

Yeah : stealing your wallet does that every time.....
Leave a comment:
weemster replied

24 July 2009, 08:41
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Surely the hookers should f*** you up?
Leave a comment:
RichardCranium replied

24 July 2009, 08:40
Originally posted by weemster View Post

Hookers should be Ok, but Lithuanian curries will f*** you up everytime.

Surely the hookers should f*** you up?
Leave a comment:
weemster replied

24 July 2009, 08:29
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

Does that mean I have to give up curries and Lithuanian hookers?

Hookers should be Ok, but Lithuanian curries will f*** you up everytime.
Leave a comment:
BrilloPad replied

24 July 2009, 07:59
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

It could have been worse, I might have suggesting spooning chutney into a Lithuanian hooker's bum
Leave a comment:
DiscoStu replied

23 July 2009, 21:20
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Ewwwwww - Stu - you minger!

It could have been worse, I might have suggesting spooning chutney into a Lithuanian hooker's bum
Leave a comment:
cailin maith replied

23 July 2009, 20:40
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

Or is it don't spoon the chutney out of a Lithuanian hooker's bum?

Ewwwwww - Stu - you minger!
Leave a comment:
DiscoStu replied

23 July 2009, 19:04
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Or is it never spoon a Lithuanian hooker who eats chutney off her bum?

Eh?

Or is it don't spoon the chutney out of a Lithuanian hooker's bum?
Leave a comment:
RichardCranium replied

23 July 2009, 16:30
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Don't scratch your bum. You'll get Aids.

Originally posted by mrdonuts View Post

http://www.sesamestreet.org/parents/topics/health/flu/

Now I'm confused.

Wash, wash, wash my hands
Make them nice and clean
Rub the bottoms and the tops
And fingers in between

but
Leave a comment:
mrdonuts replied

23 July 2009, 16:22
all you need to know and do

http://www.sesamestreet.org/parents/topics/health/flu/
Leave a comment:
sasguru replied

23 July 2009, 15:54
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

So to summarise:

Never eat chutney off a spoon with a Lithuanian hooker who scratches her bum?

I'm getting confused by all this advice.

Or is it never spoon a Lithuanian hooker who eats chutney off her bum?

Eh?
Leave a comment:
DiscoStu replied

23 July 2009, 15:53
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

So to summarise:

Never eat chutney off a spoon with a Lithuanian hooker who scratches her bum?

I'm getting confused by all this advice.

Me too. I wonder if Cyberman would be so kind as to provide a summary of his own hygiene tips. I'm sure they'd be invaluable.
Leave a comment:
cailin maith replied

23 July 2009, 15:53
Originally posted by Chutney Spoon View Post

Lick me. I don't know anyone with pig flu.

"Lick me!"

I just snorted tea!!!
Leave a comment:
sasguru replied

23 July 2009, 15:52
So to summarise:

Never eat chutney off a spoon with a Lithuanian hooker who scratches her bum?

I'm getting confused by all this advice.
Leave a comment: