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The hygiene thread
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If Lithuania (bollocks I can't even spell it!) is far enough from India, you might be ok.Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I'll try and make sure I pick one who eats with cutlery. Then I should be safe.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIf Lithuania (bollocks I can't even spell it!) is far enough from India, you might be ok.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Dont be getting fooled by the old "it's nearly in Europe" malarky, it's still foreign muck.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIf Lithuania (bollocks I can't even spell it!) is far enough from India, you might be ok.
I'm still not sure about manx kippers you know.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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If they are in the Eurovsion.... does that make them Europe?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostDont be getting fooled by the old "it's nearly in Europe" malarky, it's still foreign muck.
I'm still not sure about manx kippers you know.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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So to summarise:
Never eat chutney off a spoon with a Lithuanian hooker who scratches her bum?
I'm getting confused by all this advice.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Chutney Spoon View PostLick me. I don't know anyone with pig flu.

"Lick me!"
I just snorted tea!!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Me too. I wonder if Cyberman would be so kind as to provide a summary of his own hygiene tips. I'm sure they'd be invaluable.Originally posted by sasguru View PostSo to summarise:
Never eat chutney off a spoon with a Lithuanian hooker who scratches her bum?
I'm getting confused by all this advice.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Or is it never spoon a Lithuanian hooker who eats chutney off her bum?Originally posted by sasguru View PostSo to summarise:
Never eat chutney off a spoon with a Lithuanian hooker who scratches her bum?
I'm getting confused by all this advice.
Eh?Hard Brexit now!
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