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Specifications for a Married Man's Shed?
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
La-Z-Boy chair and Pioneer KRP-600M 60" plasma (with appropriate input sources and speakers). And Jessica Alba.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostYou've misunderstood completely."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhat is missing from my hastily thrown-together list?
- high speed broadband
- insulation (for sound, primarily)
- security camera with motion sensor (facing the back door)
- kettle
- beer fridge
- bottle opener, two wine glasses and two beer glasses
- mattress
- a window so mucky you can't quite see inOriginally posted by DaveB View PostSatellite TV
Home Brew equipment
Toaster One ring hotplate or camping stove.
Chemical loo if connections to mains sewerage is not practical.Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostSpinning bike
Free weights
Pot noodles
KleenexHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostDo you mean, it's too nice and the Mrs will want to be there all the time?
How are you supposed to keep up with the One-A-Day thread with a window like that?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostThis is my life nowMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThat and the HUGE expanse of glass.
How are you supposed to keep up with the One-A-Day thread with a window like that?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThat and the HUGE expanse of glass.
How are you supposed to keep up with the One-A-Day thread with a window like that?
I'm sure you could rig an automation system to query URL's and activate it automatically when required"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostSaw a very neat idea on Grand Designs the other night. Glass panels with a built in LCD film. Flick a wall switch and it goes opaque, instantly. Flick it back and it's perfectly clear again.
I'm sure you could rig an automation system to query URL's and activate it automatically when required"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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