Specifications for a Married Man's Shed?

[thunderlizard]

- security camera with motion sensor (facing the back door)

That shouldn't be necessary. Any self-respecting shed will have a delicate arrangement of rakes, spades, strimmers etc. propped up by the door. When disturbed by the uninitiated, it will clatter into the "closed" position thus barring entry while sounding the alarm.

[DaveB]

Are you sure? Mines got a rusty old lawnmower and a couple of bikes in it.

I sleep and eat in the house.

Have I got it the wrong way round?

Sounds like you need another shed.

[xoggoth]

Don't forget a little place behind it that you can pee in.

[snaw]

Don't forget a little place behind it that you can pee in.

Depends on how much space you need surely?

[Cyberman]

Guy across the road has FIVE sheds, what does that say about his married life?

You obviously live in Slough.

[gingerjedi]

Don't forget a little place behind it that you can pee in.

...smoke fags, snog girls etc etc...

[Scary]

Double garage kitted out with lots of Snap-On tools and a half built Ultima GTR.

[SuperZ]

A safe. Aren`t we contractors supposed to earn "shed loads of money". Stock up the shed, you`ll need it after the divorce that 33% + marriages end in.

Thought I`d be negative as it`s raining outside.

[The Lone Gunman]

Big enough for one comfortably but too small for two for any length of time.

[Clippy]

Can't believe you have forgotten a games console - PS3/XBox etc.

Anyway, this may provide some inspiration.