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Specifications for a Married Man's Shed?
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostSaw a very neat idea on Grand Designs the other night. Glass panels with a built in LCD film. Flick a wall switch and it goes opaque, instantly. Flick it back and it's perfectly clear again.
I'm sure you could rig an automation system to query URL's and activate it automatically when requiredScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostThat could leave you a little exposed should there be a power cut.
Should prpbably add those to the list of requirements"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI'd ditch the mattress idea and get a comfy couch in there instead.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostSatellite TV
Home Brew equipment
Toaster
One ring hotplate or camping stove.
Chemical loo if connections to mains sewerage is not practical.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostErm... why not use the cooker in the house?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostBut no self respecting IT geek would be without a battery backup and reserve generator!
Should prpbably add those to the list of requirementsThat's genius! A small diesel generator thumping away all day "to power the NAS" (
) would disguise all manner of 'activities'!
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostErm... why not use the cooker in the house?
P.S. ... and you probably haven't lived with a health food fanatic either.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostI don't think you've quite got the hang of the shed concept here ...
I sleep and eat in the house.
Have I got it the wrong way round?Comment
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