US to go tits up in September

[DaveB]

When the Hitchhikers Guide was first aired, someone told me that astronomers pronounced Betelgeuse as Beetle juice.

Whoever wrote that story was most certainly a Yank, as illustrated by this bit:

They do, as does The Guide if you listen to the radio shows

[Sysman]

They do, as does The Guide if you listen to the radio shows

Then I suspect that I was told the story the other way round, for I heard the radio version first (i.e. I was informed that what I heard as "Beetle Juice" was a non-fictional entity).

[d000hg]

They do, as does The Guide if you listen to the radio shows

I grew up confused if "beetle-juice" was a mickey-take/error by the narrator or the real pronounciation.

[AlfredJPruffock]

If you could see your futures then you would believe nothing of what you hear and only half of what you see.


Altough - half of the lies I tell you are not true - and
Never trust a
Nurse
a Nun
or a Time-Traveller

[HairyArsedBloke]

WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Sminky Pinky

1025 after 51 days without any.

Only a little one though and has nearly faded away.

[AlfredJPruffock]

A wee sunspot is a start - but I did say it would be October till you see them in earnest - again you have to watch these time-travellers - still global financial crises fixed and Sunspots repaired - not bad for a weekends work and I still had time for the beach party.

If theres anything else that I can help with - just shout.

Sorry for breaking your Sun in the first place - I didnt mean any harm- but All is well that Ends Well.



Listen - its time to get back into the Tardis - well enjoy your dull jobs or whatever it is you get up to - Im off for some more Adventures in Space amd Time !

[craig_m67]

Petition Here

[HairyArsedBloke]

Petition Here

That is ridiculous.

The light would never reach the Earth in time. December 21, 2012 is just over three years away and not even Alpha Centauri is close enough to do the big firework and get here on schedule.

Get real.

[Scary]

The only truth as someone previously said is the market has gone nowhere because there is low volume caused by the summer holidays. So we can expect a breakout one way or the other when the big boys get back from their holidays.

Didn't think computers took holidays...

[suityou01]

Didn't think computers took holidays...

My one did. 3 weeks in Lanzarote. Didn't get a stroke of work done, then it rolls into work all la de da, hdd brimming with holiday snaps like nothing had happened.