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[BrilloPad]

Yeah, I've seen a girl who rustles popcorn and farts loudly.

Presumably no-one who frequents this board?

[Menelaus]

Yeah, I've seen a girl who rustles popcorn and farts loudly.

That's no way to talk about CM

(yeah, yeah, I know ... )

[The Lone Gunman]

Presumably no-one who frequents this board?

I bet her initials are CM!
Farts like a trooper apparently.

[cailin maith]

Piss off you lot - I might rustle popcorn....... but my farts (few and far between as they are!) are very ladylike!!!

Churchill -

[DaveB]

Yeah, I've seen a girl who rustles popcorn and farts loudly.

Like a field gun.

[Churchill]

Piss off you lot - I might rustle popcorn....... but my farts (few and far between as they are!) are very ladylike!!!

Churchill -

What?

[Pogle]

I must rush to CM's defence as the girl in question was about 7years old and almost completely spherical.

[The Lone Gunman]

I must rush to CM's defence as the girl in question was about 7years old and almost completely spherical.

Are you sure you were not sitting next to a whoopee cushion?

[Pogle]

Are you sure you were not sitting next to a whoopee cushion?

[Bagpuss]

If you never read one, how do you know it's not good reading for adults?

Typical pretentious snobbery. For most people, books are about story-telling, not scintillating writing as art.

I did read childrens books as a child, but like I said, Adults getting into child like activities is indicative of the rise of the Kidult and the blameless society IMHO. The only treatment is a slap with a wet Kipper.