Flat blown up in air bed accident

[cojak]

What a spectacular headline!

[Cyberman]

I've repaired air beds before. I just didn't leave them overnight, thank God !!

[DaveB]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8153387.stm

Dangerous stuff, this solvent...

OH.

Sorry, I'll put the fag out...

KUATB

What a spectacular headline!

I preferred this one

But sadly still doesnt qualify for a Darwin.

Airbed-fixing German blows up flat

[bogeyman]

I've repaired air beds before.

Astonishing! Is there no end to your talents?

[Mich the Tester]

Astonishing! Is there no beginning to your talents?

Corrected that one for you.

[DaveB]

I've repaired air beds before. I just didn't leave them overnight, thank God !!

If it's got arms, legs, a head and a hole it's not an air bed, no matter how much you try and convince your mum.

[EternalOptimist]

I've repaired air beds before. I just didn't leave them overnight, thank God !!

'mummy, mummy,
my airbed has just gone down on me'


'too much information cyber-son, now get back to bed'

[RichardCranium]

I've repaired air beds before.

I dread to think what the story behind that is.

But I bet it involves auto-erotica.

Edit: too late.

If it's got arms, legs, a head and a hole it's not an air bed, no matter how much you try and convince your mum.

I've repaired air beds before.

And 'that' does not count as 'repairing'.