Flat blown up in air bed accident

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RichardCranium replied

16 July 2009, 12:22
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

I've repaired air beds before.

I dread to think what the story behind that is.

But I bet it involves auto-erotica.

Edit: too late.

Originally posted by DaveB View Post

If it's got arms, legs, a head and a hole it's not an air bed, no matter how much you try and convince your mum.

Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

I've repaired air beds before.

And 'that' does not count as 'repairing'.
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EternalOptimist replied

16 July 2009, 12:15
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

I've repaired air beds before. I just didn't leave them overnight, thank God !!

'mummy, mummy,
my airbed has just gone down on me'

'too much information cyber-son, now get back to bed'
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DaveB replied

16 July 2009, 12:12
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

I've repaired air beds before. I just didn't leave them overnight, thank God !!

If it's got arms, legs, a head and a hole it's not an air bed, no matter how much you try and convince your mum.
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Mich the Tester replied

16 July 2009, 12:10
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

Astonishing! Is there no beginning to your talents?

Corrected that one for you.
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bogeyman replied

16 July 2009, 12:08
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

I've repaired air beds before.

Astonishing! Is there no end to your talents?
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DaveB replied

16 July 2009, 12:08
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8153387.stm

Dangerous stuff, this solvent...

OH.

Sorry, I'll put the fag out...

KUATB

Originally posted by cojak View Post

What a spectacular headline!

I preferred this one

Originally posted by DaveB View Post

But sadly still doesnt qualify for a Darwin.

Airbed-fixing German blows up flat
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Cyberman replied

16 July 2009, 12:07
I've repaired air beds before. I just didn't leave them overnight, thank God !!
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cojak started a topic Flat blown up in air bed accident

16 July 2009, 12:02
Flat blown up in air bed accident

What a spectacular headline!
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