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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Oh! She is such a skank
Not even with yours old chap, not even with yours.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I'd rather stick it in a spider infested hole. I think it would come out of that looking more servicable.Comment
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Trust me, there is not enough alcohol in the world for me to wake up groggy headed next to that pig.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
On them! On them! They fail!Comment
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IMO, blakey should have stuck with it.
She'll top herself with the amount of crap she ingests and he would have got all the money!"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Well there certainly wouldn't be enough alcohol in the world because Amy has already had most if it.Originally posted by Incognito View PostTrust me, there is not enough alcohol in the world for me to wake up groggy headed next to that pig.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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She used to be alright, not my type but certainly better than many. These days she's just
watch the transformation in all it's hideous car crash glory.
Compare the first few pics with the one 4th from last
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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What's with the muffins shoved down the front of her dress! They look like they're attached with velcro!
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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